What should I wear?
Comfortable, Casual, Smart Sexy, Mom Jeans,
Black Tie, White Tie, Dockers Jean Shorts.
Can I bring my kids?
No One Under 21.
Should I bring cash?
Only For a Taxi.
Will there be food?
Eat Dinner, There Are Only Snacks.
Am I cool enough for this event?
Possible, Probably Not… But Come Anyway And We'll Let You Know.
What happens if I can't go?
We'll Assume You Were Asked Backstage to a P-Diddy Concert.
Will Wexley be as gorgeous
and handsome as usual?
More so.
Should I lift weights beforehand?
Yes… And After.
Is president Obama attending?
Yes. Definitely.
Is president Roosevelt coming?
Yes, Teddy and Franklin.
Does this qualify me for the 20 year anniversary party?
We'll See How You Do. |
